wow.............
thats all I can say hun..........
WOW
Dear My Monosyllabic. Thanks for your email. Well, if 'wow' is as much conversation as you can muster up, then I don't think our dialogue is going to go very well, if anywhere at all, is it? So how about I let you conserve those vital syllables for someone who'll reciprocate in similarly monophonological fashion, and I'll keep my lengthy confabulations to myself. Or, to translate to your linguistic level, thanks but no thanks. Yours, polysyllabically
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
21 February 2011
From Mr X-Rated 2
How are you?
Here is something for you to read while you complete your profile. I would love to know how it makes you feel? If you like it perhaps I can write a scenario that you suggest?
And there I was on his bed on my hands and knees facing the full length wardrobe mirrors, naked.
Before I got into that position, I had arrived at his place expecting him to want to fuck me there and then, but instead we had a shower. He took great care in washing me everywhere, except my freshly waxed pussy which he ignored completely. He finally started massaging my bottom, before gently rubbing my anus. His hands were completely covered in soap, so when his finger started easing it's way into my anus, it slid in quite easily. He only slid it in a short way, before waiting for me to relax. When I did, he eased his finger all the way in, probably using his index finger as he would want to be as far inside me as possible. He held me from the front with his arm across just below my breasts, so I really couldn't move while his finger was inside me. Again he waited for me to relax, before he started gently fucking my bottom with his finger. While I was waiting for him to start with his finger I realised that he was really turned on as I felt him pressing his erection against me, even in a hot shower it felt hot.
And then I could feel the wetness in my pussy, and he started breathing slightly faster as his finger started fucking my bottom. It felt rather good having my bottom explored like this. Then surprisingly he withdrew his finger, spread my legs as wide as he could and then I felt his cock open the lips of my pussy and just slide straight in. God that felt good, first my bottom slightly filled, and then feeling his heat inside whilst standing up, heavenly. He stood there for a while taking in the feeling of my wet pussy, sliding soapy hands over my breasts and hard nipples before finding my clit that had be starved of any touch whilst he washed me. After him first stroking and then gently rubbing my clit I came, almost falling over, but he held me with his arms, and also his hard cock still inside me. I felt my pussy grip his cock as the waves of pleasure rushed over me and felt his breathing harder on my cheek, before I felt his cock slide out, almost all the way out still holding me tightly pressed against him, before he slid himself all the way inside me in a really hard thrust and a groan of pleasure.
He continued to thrust, and it didn't take long before I felt him shuddering and his cum exploding inside me, before he finally rammed his cock all the way in and held it there still shuddering, and still holding me tightly pressed against his body. I could feel his heart rapidly beating against my back, and his breathing fast against my cheek. I felt his hands wander down to where the lips of my pussy were stretched around his cock, and he stroked them gently while his cock slowly softened. Eventually his cock softened and slipped out, unfortunately with a bit of his cum too. It was my turn to wash him, so I turned the shower off so I could clean his cock and taste my pussy and his cum, making sure I pulled his foreskin back and licked under there too. I then turned the shower back on and soaped him all over and made sure we were both rinsed before getting out the shower. He dried me off, and then told me to get onto his bed on my hands and knees facing the mirror.
My pussy was wet from being turned on, and sticky from his cum, and I knew that he was going after my bottom next.
Dad. As pleased as I am you've sorted your spelling out since your last email, I'm not entirely convinced this is the sort of reading material you should be sending me. Does mum know you like to imagine yourself as a woman? Hmm...thought not...
Here is something for you to read while you complete your profile. I would love to know how it makes you feel? If you like it perhaps I can write a scenario that you suggest?
And there I was on his bed on my hands and knees facing the full length wardrobe mirrors, naked.
Before I got into that position, I had arrived at his place expecting him to want to fuck me there and then, but instead we had a shower. He took great care in washing me everywhere, except my freshly waxed pussy which he ignored completely. He finally started massaging my bottom, before gently rubbing my anus. His hands were completely covered in soap, so when his finger started easing it's way into my anus, it slid in quite easily. He only slid it in a short way, before waiting for me to relax. When I did, he eased his finger all the way in, probably using his index finger as he would want to be as far inside me as possible. He held me from the front with his arm across just below my breasts, so I really couldn't move while his finger was inside me. Again he waited for me to relax, before he started gently fucking my bottom with his finger. While I was waiting for him to start with his finger I realised that he was really turned on as I felt him pressing his erection against me, even in a hot shower it felt hot.
And then I could feel the wetness in my pussy, and he started breathing slightly faster as his finger started fucking my bottom. It felt rather good having my bottom explored like this. Then surprisingly he withdrew his finger, spread my legs as wide as he could and then I felt his cock open the lips of my pussy and just slide straight in. God that felt good, first my bottom slightly filled, and then feeling his heat inside whilst standing up, heavenly. He stood there for a while taking in the feeling of my wet pussy, sliding soapy hands over my breasts and hard nipples before finding my clit that had be starved of any touch whilst he washed me. After him first stroking and then gently rubbing my clit I came, almost falling over, but he held me with his arms, and also his hard cock still inside me. I felt my pussy grip his cock as the waves of pleasure rushed over me and felt his breathing harder on my cheek, before I felt his cock slide out, almost all the way out still holding me tightly pressed against him, before he slid himself all the way inside me in a really hard thrust and a groan of pleasure.
He continued to thrust, and it didn't take long before I felt him shuddering and his cum exploding inside me, before he finally rammed his cock all the way in and held it there still shuddering, and still holding me tightly pressed against his body. I could feel his heart rapidly beating against my back, and his breathing fast against my cheek. I felt his hands wander down to where the lips of my pussy were stretched around his cock, and he stroked them gently while his cock slowly softened. Eventually his cock softened and slipped out, unfortunately with a bit of his cum too. It was my turn to wash him, so I turned the shower off so I could clean his cock and taste my pussy and his cum, making sure I pulled his foreskin back and licked under there too. I then turned the shower back on and soaped him all over and made sure we were both rinsed before getting out the shower. He dried me off, and then told me to get onto his bed on my hands and knees facing the mirror.
My pussy was wet from being turned on, and sticky from his cum, and I knew that he was going after my bottom next.
Dad. As pleased as I am you've sorted your spelling out since your last email, I'm not entirely convinced this is the sort of reading material you should be sending me. Does mum know you like to imagine yourself as a woman? Hmm...thought not...
05 January 2011
From Dr Psych
You sound messed up as well as a unique gorgeous young lady.
Get back to me,it would be really nice to chat ????
Dear Dr Psych. Thanks for your email. Messed up you say? Thanks! You're my sodding therapist! Surely there's some patient-doctor code you're breaking by contacting me through a dating site? I may be messed up, but that's why I pay you an arm and a leg and a small portion of soul an hour for your professional un-messing. You're clearly not very good at your job, as you've spotted the continued messing through the veils of cyberspace. I will not be seeking your professional advice any longer. Goodbye. Yours, messily.
PS. Fancy a drink? Call me.
Get back to me,it would be really nice to chat ????
Dear Dr Psych. Thanks for your email. Messed up you say? Thanks! You're my sodding therapist! Surely there's some patient-doctor code you're breaking by contacting me through a dating site? I may be messed up, but that's why I pay you an arm and a leg and a small portion of soul an hour for your professional un-messing. You're clearly not very good at your job, as you've spotted the continued messing through the veils of cyberspace. I will not be seeking your professional advice any longer. Goodbye. Yours, messily.
PS. Fancy a drink? Call me.
From Mr Electra
Hello, Hope you are well? I am Mr Electra from SE London and I am looking for someone special. I am looking for a very a naughty daddys girl who enjoys taboo fun lifestyle. I am extremely broadminded and anything goes with me, If you are submissive and enjoy being submissive then I can be dominant and push your limits and boundaries. I like to enjoy the daddy daughter relationship but punish you as and when I need to
I am looking to chat on and off line but also looking to meet hopefully on a regular basis for naughty fun. I can accommodate and I can travel if needs be xx
Dear Mr Electra. Thanks for your email. I have to say that fictional incest isn't part of my romantic repartee, it just makes me feel icky. Especially since you are exactly the same age as my dad, only nowhere near as handsome. Nowhere near. Because my dad is fit. Mmm. Sorry to disappoint you. Yours, complexly
I am looking to chat on and off line but also looking to meet hopefully on a regular basis for naughty fun. I can accommodate and I can travel if needs be xx
Dear Mr Electra. Thanks for your email. I have to say that fictional incest isn't part of my romantic repartee, it just makes me feel icky. Especially since you are exactly the same age as my dad, only nowhere near as handsome. Nowhere near. Because my dad is fit. Mmm. Sorry to disappoint you. Yours, complexly
From Mr Ex Husband
God you are funny.... Pretty too. Check out my profile and maybe mail me back if you like what you see. x
Dear Mr Ex Husband. Thanks for your email. I've just checked out your profile, and given you admit to your ex wife kicking you out of the house three times in your write up, I have to confess that has put me off somewhat. It has nothing to do with the fact that in your 'three things to do before I die' section you have listed skydiving, meet the Queen and receive a blow job. I'm presuming you have no intention of combining the three. Hmm. No thanks. Yours, exily
Dear Mr Ex Husband. Thanks for your email. I've just checked out your profile, and given you admit to your ex wife kicking you out of the house three times in your write up, I have to confess that has put me off somewhat. It has nothing to do with the fact that in your 'three things to do before I die' section you have listed skydiving, meet the Queen and receive a blow job. I'm presuming you have no intention of combining the three. Hmm. No thanks. Yours, exily
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