do you have any prunes angel?
if not , how about a date then?
From Mr Holland and Barrett. Thanks for your email. Sorry, I'm not in the market for any dried fruit right now, I'm regular as clockwork and I'd hate to upset the status quo, so to speak. But the next time I'm up shit creek without a laxative, I'll be in touch. Yours regularly.
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
10 October 2011
From Mr Holland and Barrett
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