Internet Berating

Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.

15 July 2010

From Mr Skeptical

hiya, nice profile, well as long as you're real, cos i'm firmly of the belief that probably 80% of the profiles on here are totally made up!

Dear Mr Skeptical. Thanks for your email. You seem like a bright, perceptive guy, I like that. We should definitely get together over a drink some time. Name your date. Yours hopefully, Miss C. Diaz.

Internet Berating

15 July 2010

From Mr Skeptical

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