26 July 2010

From Mr Creepy

hi there hows you?. you look really gorgeous. I would love to get to know you if your interested. I hope you can reply. Who knows what may happen?.lol. By the way love the lips. Very attractive. Makes me wanna come out the screen of your computer and give a quick peck.lol

Dear Mr Creepy. Thanks for your email. Have you ever seen the film The Ring? Your rather frightening profile pictures and the mental image you have just given me of coming out of my screen have freaked me out so much I may have to sleep with the light on indefinitely. So take your 'lols' and out-of-screen poppings stay the fuck away from my telly! Yours coweringly.

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