Hiya how are you? I'm new here so please be nice to me lol how are you finding this place snd what brings you on here? My pics are set to private due to the last time I used this place (over a year ago) I inherited a couple if stalkers lol ,ill unprivate them if I get a reply hope this is ok x
Dear Mr Stalked. Thanks for your email. I think it's only best you don't 'unprivate' your personal photos for my benefit, because I can't genuinely guarantee I won't find you so utterly irresistible that I decide to stalk you too. Before you know it, I'll have a tent pitched on your porch, my name changed to yours by Deed Poll and your face tattooed on my arse. For your sake, and mine, let's leave it there. Yours, stalkingly
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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26 August 2010
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