@--->--- flower for you
Dear Mr Cheapskate. Thanks for your email. That's not a real flower, that's an at sign, followed by three hyphens, a greater than sign and three more hyphens you tight wad. Now go out and buy me a fucking rose and then we can talk. Yours, florally
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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05 January 2011
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