05 January 2011

From Mr Cheapskate

@--->--- flower for you

Dear Mr Cheapskate. Thanks for your email. That's not a real flower, that's an at sign, followed by three hyphens, a greater than sign and three more hyphens you tight wad. Now go out and buy me a fucking rose and then we can talk. Yours, florally

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