21 February 2011

From Mr Monosyllabic

wow.............
thats all I can say hun..........
WOW


Dear My Monosyllabic. Thanks for your email. Well, if 'wow' is as much conversation as you can muster up, then I don't think our dialogue is going to go very well, if anywhere at all, is it? So how about I let you conserve those vital syllables for someone who'll reciprocate in similarly monophonological fashion, and I'll keep my lengthy confabulations to myself. Or, to translate to your linguistic level, thanks but no thanks. Yours, polysyllabically

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