21 December 2010

From Mr Lyrical

I wrote a song for you. It goes:

I've got a length,
Yeah, I gotta length,
Girth girth girth length.

What do you think...?

Dear Mr Lyrical. Thanks for your email. That song was shit, you've not made it through to the next round. Yours, Simon Cowell

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