ten questions.
Q1 Fav film?
Q2 Fav Food?
Q3 Fav Drink?
Q4 Fav holiday?
Q5 Fav Song?
Q6 Best part of you body is and why?
Q7 Knickers or thong girl? lol
Q8 Have you forfilled your fantasy? If so when and if not why not.
Q9 fav position?
Q10 will she reply?
Dear Mr Questioning. Thanks for your email. Here are my answers:
1. Piss off.
2. Piss off.
3. Piss off.
4. Piss off.
5. Piss off.
6. Piss off.
7. Piss off.
8. Piss off.
9. Piss off.
10. Piss off.
Clearly you were using your 'inventive' quiz to lure me into divulging personal information so you can get your seedy little kicks from knowing that I love my fabulous breasts, always wear French knickers, fantasise about being whisked away and seen to by a young, handsome cowboy and that I love to be on top. Nice try.
Oh.
Yours, revealingly.
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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