07 April 2011

From Mr Footie

Fancy meeting up to watch the football?

Dear Mr Footie. Thanks for your email. No, I do not want to watch the football with you, that is what your mates are for, have you not got any mates? Come back to me with a proposition involving eighties chick flicks, a tub of Haagen-Dazs and four litres of cheap Chardonnay and we're still not on. Yours, most definitely offside.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Check out my other dating blog 52 First Dates