God you are funny.... Pretty too. Check out my profile and maybe mail me back if you like what you see. x
Dear Mr Ex Husband. Thanks for your email. I've just checked out your profile, and given you admit to your ex wife kicking you out of the house three times in your write up, I have to confess that has put me off somewhat. It has nothing to do with the fact that in your 'three things to do before I die' section you have listed skydiving, meet the Queen and receive a blow job. I'm presuming you have no intention of combining the three. Hmm. No thanks. Yours, exily
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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