You sound messed up as well as a unique gorgeous young lady.
Get back to me,it would be really nice to chat ????
Dear Dr Psych. Thanks for your email. Messed up you say? Thanks! You're my sodding therapist! Surely there's some patient-doctor code you're breaking by contacting me through a dating site? I may be messed up, but that's why I pay you an arm and a leg and a small portion of soul an hour for your professional un-messing. You're clearly not very good at your job, as you've spotted the continued messing through the veils of cyberspace. I will not be seeking your professional advice any longer. Goodbye. Yours, messily.
PS. Fancy a drink? Call me.
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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