Internet Berating

Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.

27 October 2010

From Mr Potty

What can you pot other than plants? Or am I being a bit thick?

Dear Mr Potty. Thanks for your email. Hmm, good question. Here are some things I believe you can pot:

Plants
Shrimp
Snooker balls
Peppers
Compost
Olives
Electronics (thanks Wikipedia)

Has that answered your question? Is there anything else I can help you with before you potter off? A date maybe? Oh, okay then, sorry, my mistake. Yours, most pot off

2 comments:

Gorilla Bananas27 October 2010 at 21:21
You left out Noodles. Frankly, I don't blame him for asking. A woman who's says she pots stuff other than plants is bound to make men curious.
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CTS27 October 2010 at 21:45
Noodles! Damn you Gorilla Bananas, damn you to hell.
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