hi there hows you?. you look really gorgeous. I would love to get to know you if your interested. I hope you can reply. Who knows what may happen?.lol. By the way love the lips. Very attractive. Makes me wanna come out the screen of your computer and give a quick peck.lol
Dear Mr Creepy. Thanks for your email. Have you ever seen the film The Ring? Your rather frightening profile pictures and the mental image you have just given me of coming out of my screen have freaked me out so much I may have to sleep with the light on indefinitely. So take your 'lols' and out-of-screen poppings stay the fuck away from my telly! Yours coweringly.
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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